Itsnotyouitsme Report 45: Things to Know

The Life & Times Of ADR: The Guardian spent a few hours with Anna Dello Russo and found out how she knew she wanted to work in fashion, how she affords her lavish apartments and clothes, and why she was married for only a month. - via guardian.co.uk

‘Tis The Season To F**k Off: It seems that a Harrods employee got a little upset after he was fired from his position as the toy departments “Father Christmas.” The employee barricaded himself in the store, located all the corresponding switches of the light display outside, and spelled out “F**K OFF” with the lights. Apparently, he had been drinking –the reason he was fired in the first place. - via dashperiod.tumblr.com

Wendy Adams aka Roberta("Now and Then") aka Christina Ricci is looking smoking hot. Proves that not all 90s and/or kid stars grow-up to look beat and defeated. - via hollywoodtuna.com

Crystal Renn For Zac Posen’s Lookbook: A not-so-plus-size Crystal Renn appears in Zac Posen’s Pre-Fall look book. - via vogue.co.uk

False Lashes Claims? Claire Danes recently hopped on the Latisse bandwagon when she became a spokesperson for the eyelash growth treatment. However, things didn’t go (or grow?) so smoothly. Sources are claiming that Danes suffers from skin hyper-pigmentation, one of the side effect of Latisse. And while Danes did say in an online video diary she saw a little bit of redness under her eyes, both Latisse’s and Danes’ reps are claiming that it’s all untrue. - via nypost.com

When your the best of friends: A beautiful innocent love story as told through pictures. - via theberry.com

James Franco has a thing for fat animals - via cityrag.com

Carine Canned? Racked is reporting that Carine Roitfeld was fired from French Vogue, citing the EIC as the reason for the mag being blacklisted at Balenciaga and Bernard Arnault threatening to pull all LVMH ads from the next issue. “Basically, she was fired,” a source tells Racked. Quel scandale! Not sure if we buy it though. - via racked.com

Royal Dress Update: HuffPo’s royal’s correspondent is reporting that while the odds have Bruce Oldfield to design Kate Middleton’s wedding dress, she’ll likely wear a lesser known British designer who has dressed all the Middleton women (sister Pippa and mother Carole included) over the years. - via huffingtonpost.com